Thursday, February 5, 2015

Reply Letter to Girlfriend Who Thinks She is Being Ignored

Dear Pam,

I got your email and I hear you, but hear me out as well.

Consider the amount of emails I get everyday and toss in how many reports that are sent in for review that I have to read. Clearly, I am swamped. But to suggest that I am ignoring you on purpose is a monstrous charge. Be fair. See you at the watering hole.


Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Telling People You're Coming in Late

Dear Jill,

My car is being repaired at the shop downtown.
I'm looking for a quick way through midtown now
and more or less, I'll be 15 minutes late for the meeting.
Please proceed without me.

See you,