Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Request to be Added to Job Pool

Dear Sir:

I am Johannes Vermeer, a freelance painter specializing in 16th century art.

I recently saw your ad on the Sunday paper and although I don't fit in your current opening. I'd like to post/email my cv so you can add me to your talent pool when the need arises. I'm submitting my CV and my portfolio. I hope we can do some business in the future.

Thank you very much

Sincerely,
Letterbarn
http://letterbarn.blogspot.com/

Forgive My Tardiness letter

To Whom It May Concern:

Good day to you!

My name is Richard Gomez, I am a payroll assistant from Guadalupe Nuevo.

Forgive my tardiness in getting in touch with you. I fear that this might also be, by now, irrelevant, but nevertheless I want you to see my portfolio.

Maybe you will still consider me for other projects. You may reach me at 555-5564
or through email jobseeker@jobs.com

Thank you and good luck with your project!

Sincerely,
Letterbarn
http://letterbarn.blogspot.com/

Monday, February 16, 2009

Chris Brown says Sorry

Dear Rihanna,

Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired. I am seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones and I am committed, with God's help, to emerging a better person.

Much of what has been speculated or reported on blogs and/or reported in the media is wrong. While I would like to be able to talk about this more, until the legal issues are resolved, this is all I can say except that I have not written any messages or made any posts to Facebook, on blogs or any place else. Those posts or writings under my name are frauds.

I'm very concerned about the situation and I want to make sure that you are okay. This is unfortunate—this stumble, this situation. Hopefully, We will get past it. We all have our shortcomings. We all trip.

Love,
Chris