Diarrhea Excuse for Work Letter

Got a bad tummy ache? Diarrhea is a serious emergency, don't try to hold it in, you might just skid your pants. Get off work now with the proper excuse letter!
 
Dear Davy,

I'll try my best to get to work today. I got a bad case of the squirts. I ate a bad taco on the way here and nearly drove myself off the highway. I'm going back home to weather this stomach flu. Please let the guys know, my cellphone line is open all day.

Tommy

Anniversary Letter to Wife on Valentine's Day

To my Wife on our Anniversary,

Seven years ago today, marked the first day of the rest of my life with you. What made it more special is that we chose to wed on Valentine's Day. A day of love.

My dearest wife, I love that life has taken us this far and so far I like where we're headed, I wouldn't want anyone else on this journey but you. You have made my life complete and happy, filled with the best things life has to offer - your love, our kids, your cooking, your companionship, your kisses before we sleep.

Happy Anniversary, my love! Happy Valentine's Day!

Husband

Breaking Up Letter

Dear Sandrine,

Please don't think I'm ending this relationship because I found someone else. Don't think for a moment staying with you is better either. It's not. We should end this relationship because it no longer works. We just have too many issues and dealing with the drama of your friends and family is just too toxic. I have my own shit to deal with, and I know I can be a terrible, horrible person for not saying all of this sooner. I'm fine if we just not talk anymore.I want to get better alone.

Vince

Request Letter for Guest List

Hello guys, it's me Teddy!

First of all, thank you so much for the amazing work at the Charity Disco Nights and Weekend Shoot Outs, those were absolutely some awesome and unforgettable experiences, that we're looking forward to seeing more of!

Now that I've mentioned that, is there a way to keep on track of all the guests that attended the two events and perhaps invite them all in the coming up events. We should cross out the no-shows and keep the regular and crashers on. The headcount matters right now. Hope we could do like a guest roster of some sorts for the time being?

Lemme know

Ted Burns

Excuse Letter Late for Work: No Running Water

For bath heads who love staying clean, hustle out of the shower and get to work on time. Or find a excuse for being late:

Dear Boss,

I'll be coming in late unfortunately there's no running water in our building after a burst pipe. I'll be there right after a quick bath at the gym. I really want to look presentable for our meeting today, so see you and sorry about this.

Gabriel

Sample Valentine's Day Love Letters

Valentine's Day is just around the corner. Do you have enough time to write a love letter?
Don't be shy to express your love, if you can't think of anything just yet- just read these sample love letters to get the ideas flowing. I'm sure the love of your life will surely appreciate a personal love note written in your own handwriting in time for the day of hearts:

Happy Valentine's Day Poem: This Heart Beats for You
http://letterbarn.blogspot.com/2015/02/happy-valentines-day-poem-this-heart.html

Happy Valentine's Day Babe
http://letterbarn.blogspot.com/2015/02/happy-valentines-day-babe.html

Valentines Day Love Letter: Our Love is Forever
http://letterbarn.blogspot.com/2015/02/valentines-day-love-letter-our-love-is.html

Happy Valentine's Day Love Letter
http://letterbarn.blogspot.com/2010/01/happy-valentines-day-love-letter.html

Sample Valentine's Day Love Letter
http://letterbarn.blogspot.com/2015/02/happy-valentines-day-love-letter.html

Not at Office Today Letter

Dear Janis,

I won't be at the office today. Just finished inspection work, and I've decided to have a short vacation today 'til tomorrow since I'm already here in the Malibu area. I'm stopping for a hot meal at Juno's and then some fresh air. I can't wait to get out to the beach. But most likely I just do a bit of work remotely like the workaholic that I am while I get so tanned. Hit me up on Facebook. Loving this!

Chorize

Valentine's Day Love Letter

Valentine's Day is just a month away, so get ready with that Love Letter:

Brandon my sweet,

I love you so much. It's so weird that no matter how much we changed over the years, I still get super excited whenever you hold my hand. Whenever our song comes out on the car radio, my heart would skip a beat. Thank you for being there love, for giving me strength to rise above any problems that we may encounter as we continue our journey to forever.

Thank you for the love!

Mia

Click here for other sample Valentine's Day letters 

Customer Complaint Letter: Handling Queue Jumpers and People Cutting in Line

Need to get the attention of the manager just to improve a business service. Here's a letter that's sure to get their attention:

Dear Manager,

I'm really upset about your service. I get it you have long queues in the morning, and only have 3 people manning the counters. But queue jumpers are people I can't really stand, and your staff aren't addressing the problem or calling out on the rude behavior of such customers. I do not want to start my mornings having fights while waiting in line. Please improve your customer service first, no matter how you much you rebrand your name and renovate your store, if your customer service remains lousy, you can't fool us.

Customer

After Party Birthday Message

Dear Rob,

Your birthday party was so awesome, there were moments I asked myself if it was all real, what if it was just a dream? And I was just really at the couch at home, sleeping again with the TV on? And then my doubts disappeared when I saw the photos on FB. It was just me, you - being happy around good friends. I was indeed drunk and crazy with my arms around you. Wicked right? Can we just agree its the best birthday ever!?

Always,
Peach