Friday, May 15, 2009

Not a Skank Letter: Addressing Workplace Gossip Perpetuated by the Boss

Dear Boss,

I am not a skank. That's all water cooler gossip.
I'm just terribly sleepy from all the work you've been piling up.
You're such a bore. No wonder your wife left you.

I quit.

Thy Employee

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