In line with Project A, please be advise that the following requirements have been met:
a) Database of Clients from Region A, B & C have been notified of their shipments.
b) Marketing calendars are now set to anticipate bulk orders from Region D.
c) Coordination and traffic between Department A to Department B has been streamlined by Brand Associate 1.
I have also been up to par with work tasks of which you have assigned:
a) Delegate Project A documentation to interns.
b) Finished 30 page statistical report on Project A brands.
c) Informed your wife of client meeting via twitter
d) Took your coat to the cleaners and walked your pooch.
Please let me know if the information in my work report is sufficient. You may email me any questions or concerns.
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2 months ago